Take the name of a film, keep one or more of the principal actors, and then add the name of the celebrity who really should have been in the film, but was cruelly left out.  Now, re-write the tag line.  Lather, rinse, repeat.

Okay, I’ll go first.  In honor of yesterday’s blog-honoree, Saving Private Ryan.  Tom Hanks rescues America’s Sweetheart, Meg Ryan, from the clutches of The-World’s-Least-Talented-Plastic-Surgeon, Tom Sizemore.

Now you try it!